SX's

Mar
18th

Sun

LOL MOM

Mom: "I'm really afraid of cats"
Me: "So what if i married a girl who likes cats?"
Mom: "... hurh!!"
Me: "What if she wanted to buy a cat and own it at home"
Mom: ".... HURHHHH!!!"
My mom then thought for abit
Mom: "No, she can't buy a cat, you're allergic to animals with fur remember?"
Me: "Huh?? No i'm not.."
Mom: "Yes you are, your nose remember?"
Me: "No.. your excuses are great leh"
Mom: "No.. you just don't know it yet"
Best excuse ever can

Mar
3rd

Sat

i think i hate this girl

let me spoil it for you
Shou xian . says
no
Shinee says
so the king pwer
capsule
got 3
capsule
one gai took from
shu
one is the random guy
so
theres another one la!
and the shu mother took
and ran away
den the army
chase the mother
Shinee just sent you a nudge.
Shinee says
look

Feb
24th

Fri

Service

If you don’t need me.

I shall disappear.

Feb
16th

Thu

You don’t say?

There is no picture or words that can describe how much i laughed at my previous post.

DON’T BE SAD IF SOMETIMES YOU’RE ALONE..
BEING ALONE SOMETIMES GIVES YOU SPACE TO GROW
SOMETIMES ITS HARD TO GROW WHEN YOU’RE TOO CLOSE TO SOMEONE..
REMEMBER THAT TREES ARE PLANTED INDIVIDUALLY
SO THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR BRANCHES AND MATURE….
EVENTUALLY THEY POLLINATE AND NEW LIFE STARTS…
SO HANG ON TO YOURSELF AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL FIND THE RIGHT ONE.

— Kenneth Koh

Feb
15th

Wed